Get Off My Lawn.

So, there isn’t really much to update this week.

…which is why you should just buy our CD.

See previous post.

Play “Left 4 Dead” while listening to it.

Here’s your update, Shirley.

GET OUR CD. CARESS IT. SLEEP WITH IT. MEMORIZE IT.

I’m told its worth the money for the art alone, and I like when people stroke my…ego.
Once again, we may be able to drop these off or meet up or who knows what if you are a local kid. Just drop us a line and we’ll work something out.

Also, Dan’s new band, featuring Chris Evans (basically our 6th member, Silence At Daybreak, Ropeburn, Dead Again, Shotgun Terror, etc, etc , etc) Dave Lawson (our girlfriend, George Mason, Lockjaw), Jared Birdseye (Under The Gun, Redford, starred in “Jack” as Robin Williams stunt double), and Marty Williams (Simon Pure, Sleeping With The Enemy, that kid I don’t know yet), just recorded and put just about everything up on myspace. If you are into Converge and Pulling Teeth or were into Cursed and Passion, its some mix of all of those. and hating religion. It is really damn good.
BURDENS. (link fixed

“KOALACAUST” HAS ARRIVED.

IT IS HERE.

BUY IT:

IF YOU WANT A CD, COME HANG OUT TONIGHT AT AMERICAN STAR DINER. BRING 5 AMERICAN DOLLARS (though we’d probably take Euro’s since you’d be paying us double) SHOULD BE THERE BY 9 PM, (at least SCOTT) WILL STAY FOR A WHILE. MESSAGE US IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS.

WEBSTORE…oh, what the hell, here is the link:
http://ancestor.bigcartel.com/
http://ancestor.bigcartel.com/
http://ancestor.bigcartel.com/
(PLEASE let us know if there are any problems, just got this thing up and havent tested it much. Shipping & Handling should be added at checkout $1-$2 tops.)

Digital Downloads will come eventually, but why do that when you can pick up the sweet, sleek, and sexy physical copy?!?

DO IT.

Please spread the word, we’d appreciate it and will reserve a high five for you.

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Okay, so I copied that from myspace. You get the idea. It is here. You can buy it. It will slowly become more available, but you should be able to buy it online and I’ll be running around everywhere with it. Leave a message or email us if you want one or if you’re bored or if you found the location of the Ark of the Covenant.

Who throws a shoe? Honestly.

So the update on the CD is that we should be picking them up Thursday and will have them next weekend. They should be immediatley available to purchase online…and actually I think the web-store is functioning now, i just haven’t posted the link yet. HA. Anyways, like I said in the last post, I’ll have some with me any time I’m driving around and will try to hit up some diners or something on the weekend if people want to come by / hang out / pick up a CD / hand over cash /etc.

We should be practicing, but everyone else in the band is at a Roman bath house making sweet oiled-up love. It really gets in the way of things sometimes…and the flight costs are ridiculous.  Trevor and I have been practicing a lot this week by playing Iron Maiden and Rush on Rock Band as much as possible though.

So if you don’t watch the news, you should tune in for a few minutes today because Bush got a pair of shoes rocketed at his face at what I believe was some kind of impromptu photo-op in Iraq (?…not important, the important thing is seeing him narrowly dodge a high-speed loafer). Anyways, it is almost as classic as him nearly dying from choking on a pretzel during a football game, but this time its on tape. The only real problem is that he has fast reflexes…but I guess I’d be ready for high-speed projectiles being aimed at my face (that’s what she said?) if I were him.

Good evening ladies and germs.

“…and then he was blown up in mid-air, mid back-flip, by a rocket launcher…”

Quick update. Finally finished a new song we’ve been working on. I’ll put lyrics up later this week…a couple lines i want to re-arrange. Should hear it at the next show.
CD’s could be done and in our hands this week, look for an update in a couple of days. If I get them by the weekend, I may hit a diner or two if local kids want to come grab one. If not, our next show will be a release show (and we may set up a proper one if we find somewhere) and there should be online store up within the week of release.  Believe me, i’ll do my best to make sure the word gets out if I do get them, so just keep an ear and an eye peeled…not literally though, that would be painful and somewhat unsightly.
I’ve got a new design or two for shirts, so we should have some new stuff in the next month or so.  I’m sure we’ll also be getting buttons and perhaps stickers again soon.  Again, I’ll keep people updated.
Can’t remember anything else.
Make yourself some cocoa.

- Scotticus: master of puppets, slayer of demons, eater of soy-based products.